Cuddly Sperm

I have been madly in love with GIANTmicrobes for a few years. The first anniversary present for my guy was the cute little yeast for making beer and bread.

I got my recently graduated veterinarian friend the heartworm that even has a little collar.

But I just about fell out of my chair laughing when I saw this guy:

That's right, during those cold lonely nights you can snuggle up with your own sperm (there's also an egg for any guys needing some love).

This would be so adorable as a gift for a bachelorette party, and much cuter than any inflatable penis. Or if you have any medically minded friends there's a great T4 bacteriophage virus and lots of bacteria.

I really don't think I could pick a favorite, oh okay maybe this one.